WHAT THE FUCK?? YOU LIKE US?!
I see you've clicked our donate link. My, how generous and thoughtful of you. We could always tell you were a good catch. If we were two centuries younger and closer to "human" in genetic makeup, you'd really be in trouble.
Drunk and Scared is available to you for absolutely free, and we want to keep it that way forever. But we're also poor and it takes a lot of alcohol and electricity to produce the show and this website. If you wanna be helpful and keep us drunk, check out our Patreon page. We'll love you and give you a shout out on the show and take you off our kill list (probably). Literally even a buck helps out. Thanks, fiends.
Kenna and Griffin